好笑的话题~~18sx

今天不懂做么。。突然跟hoong 和 han 谈起了一些男人的话题。。
你们知道做么吗？？
因为前几天han 有个‘女’ 性的朋友大老远从槟城来到 kl 探望他。。hehe..
对不起。。想到就想笑。。
然后呢。。我们就问他有没有对人家毛手毛脚。。
因为它每次对我们说。。
他很纯情，就算人家脱光光在他面前，他也不会 kacau 别人。。
然后晚上自己一个人到厕所。。（做什么你们应该懂）。。
哈哈哈哈！！！
eh,han 对不起，我对你说今天讲今天散的hor??哈哈哈！！
然后呢我们三个就谈起男人经，坐在我们前面的‘阿伯’ 每次都假假偷听，然后我们就停下来。。
不让他听。。哈哈哈！
然后呢。。在我们的话题里，我才知道我是最失败的。。
我深深地被你们两个‘击败’了。。哈哈！！！
然而他们就不相信我。。
相信我是那么的纯情。。那么的天真。。哈哈！！！
come on..我就是嘛！！哈哈！！！
我还发誓：如果我不纯情的话，我就让他们抝断我的‘咕咕叫’。。
到我发誓过后我才知道。。
他们的目的就是要抝断我的‘咕咕叫’。。妈的。。
我告诉你们，不要看我平时斯斯文文。。
我凶起来的时候，连我自己都怕！！
我会把你们的抝到看到女子时都‘懒得叫’。。
哇哈哈哈哈！！！
问你怕没？？cipot..
好心你们两个啦。。我‘青头仔’来的。。
我什么都没看过什么都没动过的咯。。
而且还 strongly disagree sex before marriage 的。。
如果有女子suddenly 毛我。。
我会问他：做么你毛我？？很奇怪耶！！哈哈！（某些人会懂）
然后我会像 han 酱，立刻跑去厕所咯。。。
相信我，han 只会说。。
只有我会那样做。。:-）

Finally Done..

well...finally i have done wif my new year clothes..
today after class straight away went 1u wif han,hou,hoong and chun..
finally i found sum shirts that suite my taste..
coz i never found it in MV..
tat is why i always tell them..
one utama is the best place to go!!haha~~

haiz...today shopping cost me around rm450..
for 2 shirts for seed and padini..
1 t-shirt from padini authenthic..
then 2 pants from padini authenthic too..haha!!
seems like im a padini fans rite??
but actually i'm not...juz others brand not suite me...
or mayb the price not suite me...

finished of tat la...now talk about my christmas eve celebration...
v managed to go to Tony Roma's SUNWAY...tad da!!!

got 10 of us..
our organiser mr chin chang win din appear coz sum family's sudden issue...
but nvm...v all still went there..tot can have 'hot n spicy chicken' 1(turkey)..
mana tau they only hav set dinner on that day..
each person RM80...
wtf...really faint when v see the price...
planned to change place after tat...
but due to sum problem..
v still having our dinner there...
n do u noe how much v all spent totally??
let me show u..
yeah u r rite....RM946.10..
10 people rm946.10...each people around RM100...
wtf..i tell u..if it's nice then i wont say anything..
but but....
they onli served us normal steak..
n the taste r like 'char siew fan'..
then wat for i spent rm100 there for 'char siew fan' taste's steak??
'char siew fan' near my house only cost rm5 per box..
if rm100 like tat...i dunno can eat how many times 'char siew fan' ledi...
wtf...
nvm...at the beginning the starter of the meal still ok...
v were being served onion loaf..
but then the main course..
'char siew fan' taste's steak..nvm..
the dessert i most angry 1..
v tot v will hav sum nice nice dessert la...
mana tau they served us dunno wat dessert..
cant put into mouth at all...
pui pui pui!!!!
then tze liang said...they better served us nestle ice cream la..
oso better than their dessert..wtf..
i tell u all..
i will never step into that restaurant again!!!!
never!!!ever!!!!
then hor after tat plan to count down at sunway geh..
at last our plan spoiled..
they all said dun wan pack wif people there...
so went back lo..
count down at McD damansara..
wtf..christmas eve count down at McD..
but then ok la...
never try be4 ma..haha!!
summore v all still hav sum secret topic to discuss there..
make time passed by easier..hahaha!!!
so wat's next??hopefully not McD again pls....

Life is too short for the wrong job..

juz view this post..
n feel it is really meaningful..
life is short...
humans uses most of their time to work..
and once u hav chosen the wrong job...
u make ur life shorter..

hard to choose now..
whether anot to continue??

~Future~

dunno y..
dunno since when...
i keep thinking wat i will b when i grew up...
keep thinking how my future would be..
will i be rich??poor??happy??unhappy wif my life??
when im old..
i will be juz one people...
or live happily wif my lovely wife..
live happily wif my son,my grandson...
keep thinking and thinking...

but now the thing i most concern is..
can i be a successful guy after this??
means when im 25-30 years old..
because now..
i dun hav money to buy car..(currently using my ah gong's car)
i dun hav money to buy a house for my family...
dun hav money to go travel...
haiz...

actually i cant blame much...
my life is already veli good...
many frens around me...
when i need help...
sure got sumone will cum out n help me...
i noe wat 'xing fu' mean...
i hav got it now...
but juz i feel not enuf..

im a kind of 'dun wan lose' people...
when my fren hav better achievement than me...
then i will bo song..
n feel like im like turtle...
slow in everything..
like 1 of my fren...
last time i was better than him...
but now...
he worked and he managed to buy himself a car...
although it is second hand car...
but still he got his own car...

but how about me??
im slow...
im veli veli slow...
wat i wan now is...
although im onli 19 now..
but my achievement...
my everything...
must b at the age above 19...
like my fren who aged 23 can earn rm2500 a month...
then now i oso must earn rm2500 a month..
then im a step in front of 19..
then i can b successful earlier than my frens...

but wat i can do now..
as saying goes..
'where they is a will,there is a way..'
wtf la...
i din see anyway in front of me...
im like stop at the half way...
god...
pls guide me...
mayb im too fast for sum of u...
but im really slow...
got people aged 20 ledi can drive BMW??
why cant i??

how good if doraemon really exist in this world..
and those magic magic thing..
then i can go to future..
and see how is ONG WAI WAI at that moment..
haha!!
funny plus sohai!!

i really realise my life is really good at the moment...
actually it is good if my life is to be continue like tat..
it is veli happy...really..
i hav my parents wif me...
my frens...
those sohai sohai frens..
thanks to u all...
thank god too...

happy life vs rich life..
wat would u choose??
im womdering can i have both??

'不要轻言别离'

爱有多少，付出也要有多少
爱情不是单行道
他(她)的好更不是理所当然
生气时，想想他(她)的可爱
抱怨时，想想他(她)的委屈
冷战时，想想他(她)的温柔
两人懂得付出，爱就会久远....
毕竟，真心相爱并不容易，不要轻言别离
[送心爱的人回家；哪里都顺路!]


'不要轻言别离'..
pls remember it..
coz i did it before..
im really regret of wat i have did..
shouldn't say 'stop' so easily..
if i noe to think wisely at that time..
i think my life would b wonderful wif u..
really wonderful...

after i hav realised tat i did wrong..
it is too late..
i already hav no chance...

i really hope u can live happily all the time...
although i cant b the guy..

one more thing...
that..
i wanna let u noe..
u r always in my heart..
once u r there..
forever there..

to a fren of mine..

hey fren,it has been a veli long time since u went oversea(not veli long actually but feel like)..
well,i oso duno y i write this blog...
juz viewed ur facebook shown tat u r change from single to in a relationship..
quite happy when i seen that..
congratulation..i think my 'ah sou' would b a veli pretty girl..
got time intro to me..

still remember the night u went oversea??
sumting happened between us..
after that v dun talk to each other..
im soli coz i really cant tahan wat u hav did to me...
i hope after u went there...
when u think back..
u will noe who is right n who is wrong...
but i dun think im wrong..
i think u hav the same thought as me..

well...juz to say..
as v hav been fren for more than 10years..
i really hope our frenship can last for another 10 years..
then another 10years again...
i really do treat u as my best fren..
i really do...

but one thing..
pls change ur attitude n ur temper...
u cant always say,'haiya,u dunno my temper 1 meh??im like tat 1..'
pls..v r fren..
i am ur fren...
im not ur mother...
pls dun shout at me...
pls dun always show tat u r better than me...
i really cant tahan tat..
u noe what i mean..

as a fren..
i really hope that u can change ur temper soon...
it will be better for u if u change it..

n last..
i really hope to b fren again wif u...
but this time i wont say sorry to u...
u should noe who should say sorry...
that's the condition..

last last...
i wish u n my 'ah sou' will b 'white head until old'(or mayb until death??)
n all the best to u in everything...
remember to take care of urself there..
wear condom before u do..(although i strongly disagree sex be4 marriage)
take care..
my best fren..

Change phone soon...!!

haiz....im gonna change a new phone soon...
becoz my p990i suddenly got problem..
after sent to phone shop to check,
they said cannot repair ledi..
gonna change a thing inside..
it will cost me rm200++..
fuck!!

today after my class..
i straight away went home..
reached home at about 6.30pm..
after i have my dinner..
then i started on9 to find my next phone..
cipot..
there are many phones that i like...
APPLE IPHONE la..
HTC la...
but no budget..sien..
those phone cost around rm3000
my budget is onli rm1000-rm1500..
so cannot use those PDA phone ledi..

the function i wan are GPS,WIFI,camera,etc..
after a long time research(until 9.10pm non-stop),
i hav found N95..
it contained all the function i wan..
although it is not a PDA phone n it is quite old ledi..
but i fit wif my budget..
it onli cost around rm1300..
haiz.....
heart pain oso...
hav to take out rm1300 to buy a phone..
how gud if i can use this money to do other things??
travel for instance..or buy shares??

cipot p990i,
suddenly got problem..
summore wan ngam ngam exceed the warranty date onli spoiled..
mana boleh macam itu??
i treat u so gud..
u treat me like this..
i hav lost all the contacts inside..
u wan die but pls tell me earlier ma..
my contact are all inside ur stomach leh..
y u wana bring all my contacts away from me..WHY???

dear frens,
juz to tell..
i hav lost all ur contact..
so if possible pls giv me a sms or...
put a name at the end of the message when u sms me..
at least i noe ma..haha!!
im soli but it is not my fault,
it is all my p990i's fault..cipot phone..

update

long time din update my blog ledi...
fucking busy nowadays..
hav to work every weekend..
fucking tired..
but i wan to do oso..haha!!
happy ma..u blow ar??

sumone long time din contact me..
at the beginning i felt like weird weird 1...
like lost sumting..
but i duno wat's tat..
but now..
im ok ledi..
everything back to normal..
normal life, normal wai wai..

am i suitable to go into a relationship now??
always ask myself this question..
sumtime the answer is YES..
sumtimes NO..
dun like the feel when i wana go after a girl..
the girl like honey n im the bee...
not onli 1 bee but many many bees!!
fucking dun like tat feeling...
at last dun wan 'kau' ledi..
i think my relationship will start when i become the honey..
but now i think im the honey ledi..
juz mayb not veli sweet..
no bees wanna cum after me..
wuahahaha...

planned to go travel wif frens during semester break..
too many places v wanna go...
1st mount KK..
then tasik kenyir..
now langkawi...
dunno how to decide...
coz sumone said no budget..
veli expensive..
cipot..im like serving the customers in the sueprmarket..
dun go dun go..
dun force urself to go..wuahahaha!!

a fren asked me...
where u will go after diploma??
i answered...
'good question!!'
'v still left 1 sem ma..slow slow come la..'
like i dun care at all...
mana tau im the one who care the most..
but i really hav no idea..
not only no idea..
but no money..
but i believe..
'ship to the jetty will automatic straight'
direct translation..no fuck..
dun think of it 1st..
coz i oso duno...

FUNNY

haha...a funny thing happened to a funny people because of a funny blog....
do u think it is veli funny???
i do...haha!!
everyone hav their freedom to write wat they wanna write...
people juz wanna express out....
the author itself oso noe wat should say n wat shouldn't say...

im soli if put u in trouble..
im really soli....
but i noe wat im doing..
veli clear...
tat's wat i will do now...
to every people..
i got no intention to hurt anybody..
juz wanna express myself..
express those unhappy thingy!!

and..as a human...
sure they will react if face challenges..
if win then gud..
if lose then at least v tried..

and i think as a fren..
v must b veli sincere n honest..
a fren is a fren..
v can meet each other is because of fate..
anything pls say it out..
not say at the bek of sumone..
tis will onli hurt the one n make misunderstanding..
so frens of mine...
pls treat me gud..
i treat u gud...
u gud then i gud..
u no gud then i no gud...
pls...
i luv u all frens...
i really appreciate u all...
without u all...
i cant b the ONG WAI WAI that stands in front of u all today...
pls...
pls...

~~GoOd wEekEnD~~

Last weekend,i was working as a mascot..


tada!!!this is MR MINI,i was wearing this costume last weekend!!

ok,continue..last Saturday and Sunday,i was quite happy in my work(although before this i was very scared while think of work)..1st is because i can work again with my old colleagues/friends which we did not work together for quite a long time..2nd is because while i work as mascot,i realised that this job really can bring happiness to everyone!!

While I was in the costume,it was really very very hot inside,and it was quite heavy also which is 5kg(being told by a fried)..but,when everyone see this costume,they will be very happy..not only children,but also adults..i shaked their hand one by one...then i walked around the supermarket to attract customers..i was very hardworking in this roadshow..even though i am not the promoter or supervisor this time..even though my job scope is just being a mascot..i did help the sales team to boost sales,help supervisor to conduct game when i came out from the costume and rest..

after 2 days working,v also have a small briefing when we went yumcha on Sunday night..i give myself 150/100 points in this roadshow..and a friend also admit my hardwork and ask the other colleagues to give me a big big applause..i did not think much because i really deserve it!!i really think she really appreciate my hardwork...was quite happy at that time!!and i really hope my hardwork can b appreciated by head in company!!

BACKPACK TRAVELLING!!!

刚刚在报章上看到了背包旅行的文章，让我突然又心痒痒想要来一趟背包旅行。。其实我很早就有这一个plan 了。。看到人们说背包旅行几好玩几好玩，真的想现在就去了。。kaka!!真的，背包旅行是一个又省钱又可以了解到当地文化的活动。。他不用像跟团一样有着赶鸭子的行程，你自己可以决定要逗留多久就多久，要怎么玩就怎么玩！！但是hor,我一个人去又有点怕怕，想找一到两个朋友一起去背包，但我的朋友全部都很‘叹’的喔。。不懂可以找到没有。。haiya,cincai la...到时才打算。。eh,不能啦，我明年可能要去mount KK 了喔，好吧，就拿沙巴来做我的第一个地点。。 wuahahaha!!!想起来都爽！！所以啊朋友，我以后的旅行都是自己plan 的咯。。没有很高级的酒店。。全程拿着地图自己跑。。先来一个沙巴，过后就到国外去，台湾，柬埔寨，缅甸。。。wuahahaha!! 不能了，不要再想了，就来忍不住了。。总之到我老时我一定要走遍整个地球啦！！！哈哈！！

wat a super free SUNDAY!!!

yes,wat a free SUNDAY!!tis is the weekend i want!!!
every weekend oso bz in my work,cant even take a break during weekend..when my frens call me out to play badminton,to yumcha,or to go gai gai...my answer is also the same.."bro,im soli,today gonna work."so sad...
hey,im a teenager leh,isnt it i should do wat i should do now???i should stay at home during weekend but not work..i should sleep like a pig till afternoon during weekend...i should go gai gai with frens during weekend..i should..i should...
but these is juz a dream for me..unless i win the jackpot..then ma dun need to work lo..wuahahaha!!!
okay,today is a veli peaceful sunday for me...coz i can sleep till 1.30pm..i can sit down n clean up my notes,throw away my old notes..wash my shoes..etc.(which i've no time to do normally)now onli i found out that how warm to stay at home...last time i always think of wanna go out,dun wanna stay at home...yes..now i really everyday oso must go out..go out clubbing wif frens la..go out yumcha wif frens la...go out to work la...meeting la...my house is juz like hotel for me...i juz cum home to sleep...wtf!!
but human is like tat la...when u get sumthing,u will request for another thing..too greedy..sumtimes i really admire my fren..they dun need to work..their parents will tell them,'study time is the most relax time,where u wanna go,wat u wanna do,u oso can do now,when u grow up n work,u will found out it is veli hard to take leave to go for trip'..
yes,i strongly agree with tis sentence..but their parents can afford to do so...to let their son/daughter to go trip..can afford their daily expenses...but mine cannot...my parents hav to take care of 4 children..my younger sister,my 2 younger brothers..they r still studying..
so as the 1st son,i should work to support myself..tat's y i must work every weekend..my life is different wif teenagers now..haiz,wat to do leh....
but hor,i think of set up a rule:the whole month i dun go clubbing wif frens,i dun go those high class restaurant with frens..coz i really spend a lot tis few months..i wanna save money leh!!!!cani fulfill my rule??now let's see....

我好烦！！！！！

到底人活在这个世界上是为了什么？？为什么做一个人不可以每天轻轻松松的过日子？？为什么每天得烦东烦西？？？
去了国家公园后，我终于明白为什么有些人宁愿不要钱，喜欢住在深山里。。因为在他们的世界里，什么都不用去想什么都不用去烦。。有时候真的很羡慕他们。。虽然他们并没有我们那么有物质的享受，但他们在心灵上远远的比我们富有。。
现在的我，已经每天在烦做工的事，烦读书的事，烦得每天忙得不可开交，所以到了现在还是‘一条’好汉！！哈哈！！！有时真的很想找个女友，但又怕忽略了她，没时间陪她，所以就没行动咯！！
以前的我会梦想成为百万富翁，但现在我的梦想变了，我只想可以快快乐乐的过下半世，什么都不用烦，爽爽可以去玩乐旅行，爽爽叫三五朋友出来聊天。。想起来都爽啊！！haha！！想着以后带着老婆去环游世界，两个人更爽！！羡慕叻？？
有兴趣做我老婆？？快来排队interview吧！！哈哈！！！

Taman Negara 4 days 3 nights trip

On this monday,i went national park with my collegemate..v were having a 4 day 3 nights trip at taman negara..so on sunday midnight,i hav to rush all my reports and pass it to a fren..i slept quite late on sunday..then on monday i woke up at 6am to pack my things.. WOW!!!damn tired,i juz slept few hours then i hav to drive to Taman Negara...so around 8.15am i reached TAR college which all my frens were waiting at college...after tat v all had our breakfast until 930am then start our journey to TAMAN NEGARA!!!

We went Mentakab to visit CK 1st..he brought us to makan tomyam...a very delicious tomyam noodles...haha!!after tat v went his house to sit for a while then around 12.30pm or 1pm v start again our journey to TAMAN NEGARA!!although i juz slept few hours last night but i din feel sleepy or tired while im driving,mayb i really happy to go back to nature!!haha!!as my fren said,go there to visit my relatives..kakaka!!so around 4pm,v reached KUALA TAHAN jetty,v wait for our boat there to bring us to our resort...i found out that,the people there are really very relax,becoz of the jungle,river..everything is so natural...people there like got no stress at all..the children there oso like dun need to study 1..damn lame lo...i think wat they hav to learn is how to control the boat,n to catch fishes by net..

v wait till 5pm then a boat from our resort came..v got into it,then take a 15mins boat trip to our resort..

this is the boat v ride..kaka yeng leh??!!

while v r waiting at the jetty,v took plenty of photos..here they are==>

v took photos on the boat too...but im lazy to upload the pics la..too many pics.kaka!!if u all wanna see then go my facebook la...

k continue,after reached our resort v rest the whole night until the next morning,n im happy with 1 thing...there is no line in our resort coz it was in the jungle...kaka!!!i off my handphone for 4 days...never try be4...really relax..no phone call,no sms...n the activities there everyday oso go jungle 1..haha!!it is veli healthy living there and veli veli relax...really!!i loves the environment there,trees,jungles,river...nobody use handphone there..wow..wat a new world for me!!haha!!

our resort-NUSA HOLIDAY VILLAGE

okay,on the second day,v started our activities there..1st v hav to wake up early at 8am..but,v are all pigs from kl,nobody wanna wake up even the alarm had ring few times...so 8.30am onli v all woke up..v had our breakfast then v went to climb BUKIT WARISAN..it's quite tough to climb up to the peak..but for me,i got no problem lo...coz i always go FRIM jogging 1 ma...haha!!but for Siew Ann,Yee Mun and Li Guan,they r like facing a veli veli veli big problem lo...they vomit in the jungle leh...haha!!so cha 1 ar...summore siew ann and li guan oso plan to giv up halfway..v walked 5 mins then siew ann asked stop,5 mins li guan asked stop...so the tour guide oso feel like saying:'wah,5 minit stop sekali,then apa masa baru boleh sampai peak??" hahahahaha!!!

but v all din ignore them n leaves them halfway...the tour guide,Mr.Ajak keep telling them onli 5 mins then v can reach viewpoint..v all believes at the beginning,v walked n walked n walked...'eh,sudah 10mins la,y v still walking geh??' v asked the tour guide..then Mr Ajak oso reply wif a smiling face:'yala,5 minit,5 minit lagi akan sampai..'

deng...i really let him 'zha dou' lo...but tis is a veli good way to motivate people..Mr.Ajak,'lei hai dak geh'!!!okay,tis time he din lie,really 5 mins,v reached 1 viewpoint...eh,i forgot to intro 1 fren to u all tim,got a 'guai lou' follow us to bukit warisan,his name is BENJAMIN that cum from AUSTRALIA...he said he wanna go UK OXFORD University to study,so he juz pass by MALAYSIA and stop here...okay,let me show u how WARISAN HILL looks like..

okay,my left hand side was BENJAMIN and right hand side was our tour guide MR AJAK

BUKIT WARISAN really hav a veli nice view of the whole taman negara...when v all climb up to the peak..v juz feel like our hardwork did not wasted..haha!!

alrite,v rest for half n hour on the peak,then v went down hill...at this time,v all already b fren with all the litches..nobody scared of the litches again..

around 12.30pm v reached our resort then v had our lunch..after lunch v went CANOPY WALKWAY-the longest in the world...got 400metres leh...wow,it was really scary walking on the walkway...v took boat there...around 5mins boat ride..

it's veli high if u look down form the walkway...scary...summore when u walk,the walkway like swinging 1...haha!!but it's a veli good experience ma...at least i went the longest walkway in the world..u all went be4??kakkaka!!!

then after the canopy walkway,v took boat bek to our resort and rest...v had our dinner then at 9.30pm v start our night walk...v din see any animals in the jungle..as the tour guide said,the animals can smell us from a veli far place then run away...but wat v've seen was insect...v saw scorpion,spider,etc...haha..quite fun but v din take any pics coz too dark...summore no body dare to capture in the jungle...scare will see those 'good brothers' ma...hahahaha!!!!

these was all the activities v had in our second day...tired la writting blog...share at next blog la...

start blogging lo!!!

hey everyone,tis is the 1st blog from wai wai..actually last time i onli like to read people's blog,which i think i can noe how my frens are getting now,but i dun like to write blog...
but as many of my frens oso created a blog,even the 'sh' whlau..haha!!!so i oso wanna create a blog..cannot lose to him 1..
another purpose i create tis blog is...i wanna express myself!!!most of the time,when im unhappy,i dunno how to speak it out..well,i hope thru tis blog...i can SPEAK IT OUT LOUDLY!!!!argh...!!!!!